How the swipe quiz works
One character card at a time, 32 in total. Drag the card right or tap YES if the character appeals to you, left or NO if not. A swipe only counts once the card has travelled about 90 pixels; short of that it snaps back, so you can peek at the badge without committing. The undo button steps back one card and forgets that answer. At the end you see every card you said yes to, with a chat link for each. Your answers are stored in your browser's local storage and are never sent to a server; restart the quiz to clear them.
Why swiping beats a questionnaire
A written kink quiz asks you to imagine a scenario and then rate your imagined reaction, which means you are grading your own answer before you give it. A card does not give you time for that. You see Latex Lucy or the Bounty hunter android and your thumb moves before the reasoning starts. The reasoning is what people edit; the thumb is what the quiz records.
If you have used a dating app you already know the controls, and that matters more than it sounds. Nobody reads instructions for a swipe, so the first card gets the same honest reaction as the thirtieth.
What you get at the end
A grid of your yes cards and nothing else: no label, no percentage, no "you are 62% submissive". The point is that the cards are specific. A yes to Teahouse Kanoko and Lila French maid but a no to both princesses says something a category name cannot. If you want the names anyway, the what-is-my-kink page lists the card families and the archetype quiz maps them onto the seven kink archetypes.
Swipe like you mean it
- Go fast. If you are still looking at a card after three seconds, the answer is probably no.
- Do not swipe yes on everything. A 32-card yes pile tells you nothing. Aim to be picky; ten yeses is a good result.
- Use undo, once. It exists for slips, not for second-guessing. If you undo the same card twice, your first answer was right.
- Run it twice. Restart and go again a week later. The cards that survive both runs are the ones to pay attention to.
Privacy
No account, no email. The quiz keeps your progress under one key in your browser's local storage so you can close the tab and come back; clearing site data or restarting removes it. The 18+ confirmation is a local flag shared with the FMK game and Bubble Battle, so you make it once.
After the quiz
Every yes card is an ourdream.ai character you can chat with straight away. If the card you liked is nearly right, clone it there and change the one thing that was off.
Start swiping now
A few minutes, and the results are the cards you chose.
